STEPS TOWARDS A STYLISH SUMMER
1. Modern humans are fabulous however well endowed you are.
2. Long legged beauties could light our houses and power our factories for centuries.
3. As I write this I feel truly fabulous.
4. Two stories on the following pages show our hunger for cheap music festivals.
5. The world has more than a million tons of stylish oversized denim shorts.
6. Boys swim in the shadow of the world wide safari park.
7. Vents on the facade of our footwear draw fresh air into the London buildings.
8. You want to open a nightclub in an inner city neighbourhood.
9. Don't you dare hit the shops without the music that flowed from the tourist boats up to the narrow balcony.
10. Get the right underwear.
11. Your office is not the beach.
12. Don't forget your coat.
Please wave your cursor over the picture above to find an mp3 to download or three, who knows what other curiosities may be just a click away...find the music in the head.